What To Buy A Tech Geek
These incredible gifts are sure to bring joy, convenience, and connection to your polyamorous lifestyle and to delight the more technically inclined, nerdy, or geeky non-monogamous individuals in your life. Level up your open relationships and create unforgettable memories by gifting one of these perfect “tech gift ideas”.
While several of our gift guides this year have already included a few fun gadgets, this list is specifically focused on items that are technically nerdier and therefore more appropriate for the geeky-techy-poly people in your life. For more fun gadgets also check out the Spiderman Eye Massager with Heat, or Theragun G3 Percussive Therapy Device from our buying guide: 10 Gifts for Partners or Metas with Any Body, or the Nextmug - Temperature-Controlled, Self-Heating Coffee Mug which was featured in 5 Gifts to keep your Non-Mono Coffee & Tea Lovers Caffeinated.
6 Tech Gadget Gift Ideas
A trivia game that tests players' knowledge of geeky pop culture. Great for social interaction and bluffing. For 2+ players, 30 min playtime.
Pros
- Engaging and entertaining social interaction game.
- Allows players to showcase their knowledge of geeky pop culture.
- Suitable for both small and large groups, making it a versatile party game for any polycule.
Cons
- No fun if you're solopoly and have 0 partners as it requires 2 or more players
With built-in smart technology to detect charging devices and deliver optimal charging speed automatically, compatible with all USB devices, this organized column design with widely spaced outlets provides convenient angles to power over 17 devices at the same time, keeping your desktop neat and tidy.
Pros
- Provides ultimate convenience with multiple outlets and USB ports for simultaneous charging of over 17 devices at the same time.
- Fast charging capabilities USB-C ports, allowing for quicker charging of devices.
- Organized and tidy design with column layout and widely spaced outlets, making it easy to power multiple devices at once while keeping your workspace tidy.
Cons
- With great power comes great responsibility.
Premium quality, small size stereo bluetooth speakers with advanced wireless audio technology and wide compatibility for superior sound quality.
Pros
- Premium quality and big sound in a small size.
- Wide compatibility with all Bluetooth-enabled devices.
- 3 different modes and shockproof construction.
Cons
- Vibes not included
30W fast charging in both directions, get worry-free power with 10,000mAh energy on the go with the built-in USB-C cable for seamless charging in a compact form of 10.4 × 5.2 × 2.6 cm
Pros
- Built-in USB-C cable allows for easy charging
- Super fast bi-directional charging capabilities, allowing the power bank to reach 50% capacity in just 45 minutes and charge an iPhone 14 to 50% battery in 30 minutes.
- Compact size with huge 10,000mAh capacity
- Outer casing is made of 80% recycled plastic
Cons
- You have to remember to bring it with you where you go
Add up to 7 sub-devices to sync the lighting effects of the Govee TV Backlight 3 Lite Sync with any TV screen. Fully Compatable with any TV, the Govee 3 Lite can instantly capture the colors on screen for color matching and create a 360° immersive viewing experience, enriching your streaming content, online videos, gaming, etc. Manage your TV LED strip lights with the Govee Home APP or simple voice commands via Alexa or Google Assistant.
Pros
- Hanging Design simplifies installation and adapts for ultra-thin TVs.
- Govee DreamView Syncing allows for syncing with up to 7 sub-devices.
- Full compatibility with any TV content for color matching.
- Smart activation through the Govee Home APP or voice commands via Alexa & Google Assistant.
Cons
- Is there such a thing as too much ambiance?
The Alyfini Electric Makeup Brush Cleaner Machine provides an effortless and efficient way to clean makeup brushes, promoting healthy skin and prolonging the lifespan of the brushes. The high-speed rotating water flow, combined with the cleaning column and makeup brush cleaner solution, can effectively clean 98% of the makeup residue and dirt inside the cosmetic brush
Pros
- Effortless cleaning with high-speed rotating water flow
- Silicone cleaning bowl does not damage brush bristles
- Can clean almost all types of cosmetic products and brushes
- Improves skin health by preventing residue buildup
Cons
- No cons to super clean make-up brushes.
Why are these great gifts for geeks?
Whether it's a fun trivia game, a charging station, a pair of wireless speakers, a portable charger, a TV backlighting system, or a usb makeup brush cleaner, these gifts are can’t-go-wrong-ideas to delight your geek. As usual, we’ve also tried to keep this list gender-neutral, so you won’t see any “geek gifts for him” or “geek gifts for her” on this list, as we think all of these gifts would be potentially great for a geekier person of any gender.
#1 Geek Out Game
Are you and your non-monogamous partners looking for a fun and engaging way to spend quality time together? Look no further than the Geek Out Game! This trivia-based game is perfect for geeky-pop-culture-savvy individuals who love to show off their knowledge and find out which player is the most knowledgeable. Players attempt to out-geek each other by outbidding their opponents and raising the stakes - how many Sci-Fi weapons can you name? Or how many bad guys from the Batman Comics? Whether you're a Marvel fanatic, a Star Wars aficionado, or a gaming guru, this game will test your knowledge.
Challenge your partners and metas to an exciting battle of wits and see who can reign supreme in the realm of geekdom. Great for 2 or more players, the more the merrier, with an approximately 30 minutes play time. Outbid your opponents to show your stuff - but don't get too confident because if you can't complete the challenge you'll get a penalty chip, worth negative points. If successful you'll win a card as a point, and the first player (or team) with 5 points wins! Get your Geek Out Game today to level up your polycule game nights!
#2 Power Strip Tower 20W USB C Surge Protector & Charging Station
In a world where technology is an integral part of our lives, keeping all our devices charged and organized can be a challenge, especially if multiple partners and metas need to plug-in all their devices at the same time. The Power Strip Tower 20W USB C Surge Protector & Charging Station can come to your rescue with its compact and sleek design. It allows you to charge multiple gadgets simultaneously, ensuring that everyone's devices are powered up and ready to go. Say goodbye to tangled cords and limited outlets by investing in the Power Strip Tower and keep your polycule connected and charged up!
With 12 AC outlets, 20W USB-C Fast Charger, 3 USB-A ports, and 2 USB-C ports you can power or charge over 17 devices simultaneously, such as computers, laptops, phones, cameras, and more. The unique column design and widely spaced outlets provide enough space with convenient angles to keep your desktop neat and tidy.
#3 Twin Bluetooth Wireless Speaker Set
Unite your non-monogamous partners and metas with the power of music from the Twin Bluetooth Wireless Speaker Set. Music has the power to bring people together, and what better way than with these high-quality speakers that deliver crystal-clear sound and can be easily – paired with multiple – devices at once, making this a perfect gift for a polyamorous person.
Whether you're hosting a polyamorous gathering or simply enjoying a cozy night in with your loved ones, these speakers enhance the ambiance and create a shared musical experience. Get unparalleled sound quality in indoor or outdoor settings with two (2) speakers that can operate in full stereo or independently. Designed for portability and performance, get your Twin Bluetooth Wireless Speaker Set today and let rhythm connect your open hearts.
#4 Anker Nano Power Bank Portable Charger
For the non-monogamous individual who is always on the go, exploring new connections and building meaningful relationships, what happens when their phone or other devices run out of battery?
Don't let a dead battery hinder their adventures. The Anker Nano Power Bank Portable Charger is the perfect solution, with its built-in USB-C cable and compact, lightweight design. This charger provides fast and efficient bidirectional charging, ensuring that you're always connected, no matter where your polyamorous journey takes you. You can charge the power bank to 50% in just 45 minutes while charging a phone at the same time, thanks to 30W fast charging in both directions. Don't let them miss out on any important open relationship moments; grab an Anker Nano Power Bank Portable Charger and keep them powered up!
#5 Govee TV Backlight 3 Lite Sync for 55-65 Inch TVs
This item would also fit right in on our guide 6 Gift Ideas for the non-monogamous home, because it’s an amazing upgrade for your TV room. Transform your TV viewing experience with the Govee TV Backlight 3 Lite Sync for 55-65 Inch TVs, and add up to 7 sub-devices to sync lighting effects and create a 360° immersive viewing experience.
This innovative TV backlight system enhances the visual appeal of your favorite shows, movies, and games by creating a captivating backlighting effect. The Govee TV Backlight 3 Lite Sync for 55-65 Inch TVs instantly captures the onscreen colors with an easy to install, gravitational hanging design camera that works on any 55-65 in TV, even ultra-thin TVs, and syncs the colors on screen to the Govee ambient backlights. Also available for smaller or larger TV sizes. Smart home activation means you can control the lights with the Govee Home APP or with voice commands via Alexa or Google Assistant.
Perfect for non-monogamous individuals who enjoy cozy nights in with their partners and metas, this backlighting system adds a touch of magic and ambiance to your living space. Immerse yourself in a world of vibrant colors and create unforgettable memories. Elevate your TV watching experience with the Govee TV Backlight 3 Lite Sync for 55-65 Inch TVs today.
#6 Alyfini Portable USB Makeup Brush Cleaner
For non-monogamous individuals who love to express themselves through makeup, the Alyfini Portable USB Makeup Brush Cleaner is a game-changer. This compact and efficient USB powered device cleans dirty makeup brushes in seconds, ensuring that they will always have clean brushes ready for their next creative look. Perfect for anyone who likes to get dolled up, this makeup brush cleaner saves time and effort, allowing you to focus on what matters most –your multiple partners and metas. Upgrade their makeup routine with the Alyfini Portable USB Makeup Brush Cleaner today!
Tech Gifts For Nerds
Are these nerdy or geeky enough for you? Do you have better suggestions for someone shopping for partners or metas that lean to the nerdier side of the spectrum? We’d love to hear about the best gifts for tech geeks that you have received or gifted in the past. Tell us your story today, and we might just include your suggestion in our next buying guide.
